1 December 2016

Tripe Promotional Itinerary Confirmed

Sir Norman Wrassle - "top-level talks"
Tripe Marketing Board chairman Sir Norman Wrassle has unveiled his ambitious plans to market British tripe across the globe.

Speaking at a meeting of the North West Lancashire Ladies' Circle this afternoon, Sir Norman outlined a punishing itinerary of promotional visits from December 2016 to February 2017 that will take in visits to Martinique, Dominica, Montserrat and the British Virgin Islands, before concluding with top-level talks in Kingston, Jamaica.

"I hope this gives the lie to those who claim that the British tripe industry is not doing its bit to put the case for our product," he said.

In response to questions from the audience, Sir Norman confirmed that he would also seek to promote the TMB's extensive range of books during his tour. "We will follow the lead of Boris Johnson in this regard" he said, adding "After all - a tripe book is for Christmas, not for life!"

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